Suck’em good

Dear Baby,

A few days ago your Papa got a call from a telemarketer. She quoted a familiar name, saying that this person recommended that I be shown a demo of a fantastic product.

“What product is that?” I asked.

“Oh, it’s a vacuum cleaner,” came the reply.

Thinking that a product demo should be harmless, I agreed to the demo and an appointment was set.


Thanks to Mama (mostly), we are now the proud owner of a fantastic new vacuum cleaner that sucks everything. Including a $1 coin, according to the demo.

Your education fund has since been delayed by 1 year.

Yours sincerely,


P.S.: Apparently Papa’s friend listed Papa as a potential customer because there was a cash referral scheme going on. Incidentally when the kind sales lady left our house, she had in her bag 30 names of Papa and Mama’s friends.   

Image credit here.


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    Elysia said,

    Hahahaha………to say the least – you were SUCKED in?????!!! hehehehe……..

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